We Fixed the Beach. Try Not to Look Surprised.
There are moments in the life of a newspaper woman when she must admit that public officials have done something useful. I dislike beginning the week this way, but facts are facts and ink is ink.
The public beach has been raked. The barrel has been emptied. Four new boards have appeared in the stairs, along with a handrail that does not move when a person touches it. I personally tested this because journalism occasionally requires courage.
His Honor the mayor would like everyone to understand that the work had been scheduled all along. Naturally. It was apparently scheduled for the exact week after this newspaper described the beach as Whiskey Pines's front porch and suggested we stop storing dead fish on it.
I am not claiming influence. I am merely observing a coincidence so large it requires its own parking space.
Visitors were back on the sand by Saturday. Becky Hartwell sold out of cinnamon rolls before ten. The Pine Cone hung out its NO VACANCY sign. Lou Biscuit reports that three tourists asked where they could buy postcards of the dunes, which means somebody in town has finally found a way to sell people the scenery after they have already seen it.
So I offer His Honor my congratulations. Sincerely. Mostly.
Now about the bandstand.
On the Point
Tracks at the Dune Cave Deepen the Mystery
Fresh footprints, a missing length of rope, and another midnight light keep attention fixed on Maxx Point.
The unexplained boat reported in last week's Journal has returned to Maxx Point, and this time it left something behind.
Shortly after sunrise Monday, two sets of footprints were found in the wet sand below the old dune cave. One set led from the water toward the cave mouth. The second crossed it and disappeared among the scrub above the bluff. Neither trail was present late Sunday afternoon, according to fishermen who passed the point before dusk.
Also missing is approximately twenty feet of heavy rope kept beside the old boathouse for tying storm shutters. The Maxx household does not know when it vanished. Mrs. Martha Maxx said only that a person who steals rope should at least have the decency to steal something interesting.
Sheriff Miles Kincaid examined the shore Monday morning and again declined to speculate. He did confirm that the cave entrance showed signs of recent disturbance and asked residents not to enter the tunnels on their own.
The stranger who questioned Pine Cone guests about the old passages remains unidentified. The name entered in the motel register has produced no local connection.
The Journal repeats its earlier advice: there is no cause for alarm. There is, however, excellent cause for curiosity, and Whiskey Pines has never lacked that.
Anyone who saw a vehicle near Maxx Point Sunday night, particularly between ten and midnight, is asked to telephone the Journal or the sheriff's office. Anonymous information is accepted. So is coffee.
Continued next issue.
KENZIE'S KORNER
I have been informed that summer visitors are good for business. This may be true. Fleas are good for veterinarians, and no one puts up bunting for them.
The tourists have arrived with children, cameras, folding chairs, and the belief that every small white dog is public property.
I am not.
A lady may be admired at a respectful distance. She may be complimented. She may even, under favorable conditions, permit a brief touch behind the ears. What she may not be is scooped up by a stranger who announces, "Oh, she looks just like a little stuffed animal!"
I do not look like a stuffed animal. Stuffed animals do not remember faces.
Roxie says I should be welcoming because visitors pay for rooms, buy pie, and help keep the town alive. Very well. Welcome to Whiskey Pines. Spend freely. Tip Becky. Do not litter. Do not feed me anything without written authorization.
And if you must photograph me, get my good side.
They are both good sides, but standards matter.
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